🔥 friendly neighborhood menace

FREAKY
DEVIL

Developer. Gamer. Professional menace.

I build trading bots that watch markets while I queue ranked. Code by day, carry by night, deploy at 3AM.

BUILDS TRADING BOTS ✦ CARRIES RANKED ✦ SHIPS AT 3AM ✦ BREAKS PROD ✦ FIXES PROD FASTER ✦ TOUCHES GRASS OCCASIONALLY ✦ GG EZ ✦

featured build

The crown jewel: PolyVolt

LIVERealtime Polymarket trading brain

A full trading assistant for Polymarket's 5-minute BTC/ETH/SOL up/down markets. Live Coinbase-fed candle charts, a reversion-first signal engine measured on real data, honest backtesting, paper trading, an AI coach that calls UP or DOWN, and a server-side live trading engine with hard risk gates.

Next.jsTypeScriptWebSocketsPolymarket CLOBAI
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the forge

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IN THE LAB

Currently forging in the lab

Something is cooking. The forge is hot, the coffee is hotter. Check back soon — or watch the GitHub for smoke signals.

TBD

Slot open

SOON

The next build goes here

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character sheet

The loadout

⚒️ DEV SIDE

TypeScript / Next.js92/100
Trading bots & realtime data88/100
Shipping at 3AM100/100
Reading API docs (eventually)74/100

🎮 GAMER SIDE

Clutch factor91/100
Blaming the lag100/100
One more game (it's 4AM)97/100
Touching grass12/100